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    9:55 a.m.: After posing for a photo with Anna Wintour, Steven Kolb points to me and tells her, “Steve Eichner is having a 50th birthday party next month.” “And you’re invited,” I add.

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    1:04 p.m.: Obligatory picture of Jamie Tisch. Snap snap!

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    1:19 p.m.: All the girls are wearing thigh-high boots at this show: Lauren Remington Platt, Hannah Bronfman, even Bryanboy.

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    4:15 p.m.: “Is that Kesha?” the Style.com photographer whispers to me in his Italian accent. “She looks better on TV,” he says. Ever since she took the dollar sign out of her name she’s gone downhill…

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    7:10 p.m.: Hannah Bronfman gets a selfie with Martha Stewart.

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    7:13 p.m.: The music just got a whole lot better and louder. Wow, Erykah Badu is spinning the tunes and looking fab in her big hat and jewelry.

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    7:16 p.m.: Karl Lagerfeld arrives holding hands with Hudson Kroenig, Brad Kroenig’s 5-year-old son.?

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    8:28 p.m.: One of those magic moments materializes in front of me: Just as Naomi Campbell is walking in, Karl Lagerfeld is making his way out. I get them to pose together, then I grab a nearby Rosario Dawson. Bam!

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    8:54 p.m.: “It looks like a continuation of the skyline,” Fe Fendi remarks to me, looking at the glistening dining room on the 83rd floor of this $70 million apartment.

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    9:40 p.m.: Finally Ri emerges, in the same outfit as she arrived in, and moves toward Karl. Snap! Snap! Snap! She puts her head on his shoulder and makes eye contact with me. It’s the money shot! Well, it won’t buy me this apartment.

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